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Sata the Spadeswaker

“The question is always the starting point for those that act. However, for those that do not have to act, that does not have to will, that is beyond the minuscule and fictitious attributes of absolute presence and omnipotence, the answer is of no difference. They are both smiling at each other, a raindrop splashing into a raindrop, unaware that it is someone like me, that has caused the rain to fall to begin with.”

- Sata the Spadeswaker

With the inadequate intelligence that they had gathered, Sata began to plan with the Church. It was clear that they had by hook or by crook staggered into a stroke of luck--the enemy Church had broken into smaller groups, with the main congregation sheathing behind its frontward elements. The plan that the Church had concluded was simple: while the vast of the defensive congregation would engage the Former World Champion’s congregation in lower dimensions, a small team would attempt a narrative decapitation strike on the enemy's crown jewel. Despite the lack of accurate truths (because the truth is always changing) about the Former World Champion's own defenses, it was settled that this atypical opportunity to take out their cornerstone of excellence would be their best chance of success. As the enemy congregation arrived and began their unbreakable assault, they began to set their plan into action. Maelstrom explosions on a chaotic scale filled the cosmos as the skies were shattered and dissipated. Every chance the phase of the battle seemed to turn in their favor, the enemy congregation had another wave of ravenous, infective, power-consuming Towers to throw at them. In an unchanging moment of pure epicness, they found a fissure in their defenses and launched their assault. In the midst of the crown jewel, Sata found the Former World Champion seated on its throne. As Sata ignited her imaginary spades heavy sword, the Former World Champion arose with the system ♠÷Ω∀ of all [metanarrative] perspectives is an inconsistent, absolutely impassable, ever-transcending infinite multiplicity within its palms. The last battle of the Christmas Song had begun.

Powers and Abilities

Schrödinger’s Butterfly Imaginary Number Fusion

To understand Schrödinger’s Butterfly Imaginary Number Fusion, you need to understand the basis of Pataphysics and the reality model proposed by Dr. Onyx (the creator of the Red Devil Series). The reality model proposed by Dr. Onyx says that there are diverse layers to subjective reality, and interpreting layers to a singular objective reality, each an Omniverse to itself. In truth, no singular universe is actually “real,” in a sense. Every universe is just a fictional narrative inside another universe; created by the presence of the very act of Creation the ever reshifting actuality of “the universe next to us, above us, below us, before us, after us, inside of us, is and is not another fictional universe inside a bigger universe”. Because of this model, it says that every fictional narrative is absolutely pure actuality and that that narrative exists less than the nothingness of the grandfather (paradox) metanarrative. Through this actualization of the reality model, and the inclusion of Imaginary Numbers also appears. Because of the Imaginary Number system, or rather, the manipulation and actuality of abstract mathematical hypotheses, Sata is able to link an imaginary number to a narrative or narrative element (simply by the narrative existing or by her creating one to test if it exists or not), and fuse the narrative into her left eye. After this, she is immune and outside of the narrative, not only retrocausal controlling the narrative but being its creator. Through said method, the plot, story, fanfiction, author, might as well let her write her own narrative, as such a concept is too beneath her to reach her.

Suggs’ Imaginary Spades Thesis

Sata is shielded by an “Answer” of observable mountain universes. The only question to this is where is the baseline universe? The only observable reality is the mountain below and the mountain above. This Answer steps outside of meta-commentary and narratives, and diffuses the division and multiplicity that differentiate between nonfiction, fiction, personal fiction, impersonal fiction, transpersonal fiction, and metafiction, because to the Answer (in which Sata established), they are literally on the lowest unrealm of the descending ladder of nothingness. In other words, even the author’s narrative literally doesn’t exist or apply to her.

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